Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My vagina is officially offended.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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