Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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