Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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