what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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