Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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