I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
what if I'm pregnant?
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Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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