But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We got so high we made milksteak
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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