At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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