i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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