Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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