Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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