We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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