look no pants
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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