so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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