Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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