that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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