If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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