Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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