I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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