So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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