Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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