i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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