please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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