called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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