I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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