So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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