is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
