You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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