in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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