Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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