hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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