New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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