That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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