i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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