i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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