end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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