There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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