just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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