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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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