Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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