Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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