idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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