At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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