last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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