You're so nebulous sometimes
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
