Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm jealous of your bromance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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