Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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