its not stalking. its research.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
