Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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