We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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