Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
How's work?
Spinning.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I love you. Go after that dick
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
