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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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