spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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