They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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