so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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