Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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